April 14, 2012
thedailywhat:

Controversial Marketing Campaign of the Day: In a campaign blatantly directed at male fans, the Amsterdam arm of Stüssy has created a Facebook page whose model strips off her clothes as the page receives more and more Likes. Talk about incentive.
“As you can imagine, the model must be suffocating under that many layers of clothing,” said Colin Lamberton, creative director for Arnold Amsterdam, the agency behind the ad. “It is almost a public duty to free her out of this misery, so we are expecting Facebook fans to help out here. Like and undress.”
What’s Facebook’s position? The company’s guidelines read, “You must not use Facebook features or functionality, such as the Like button, as a voting mechanism for a promotion.”
The Dutch page’s fan-following stands at just more than 360 — though undoubtedly not for long.
[thenextweb]

thedailywhat:

Controversial Marketing Campaign of the Day: In a campaign blatantly directed at male fans, the Amsterdam arm of Stüssy has created a Facebook page whose model strips off her clothes as the page receives more and more Likes. Talk about incentive.

“As you can imagine, the model must be suffocating under that many layers of clothing,” said Colin Lamberton, creative director for Arnold Amsterdam, the agency behind the ad. “It is almost a public duty to free her out of this misery, so we are expecting Facebook fans to help out here. Like and undress.”

What’s Facebook’s position? The company’s guidelines read, “You must not use Facebook features or functionality, such as the Like button, as a voting mechanism for a promotion.”

The Dutch page’s fan-following stands at just more than 360 — though undoubtedly not for long.

[thenextweb]

April 13, 2012

(Source: aninanimatefuckingobject)

April 12, 2012
I think this picture’s missing a jet fighter or some shit.

I think this picture’s missing a jet fighter or some shit.

(Source: ldkjasdkljuqtrwygnxb)

March 13, 2012
pussylequeer:

Christina Aguilera

Actual girlfriend react quote: “It makes me feel unhappy.”

pussylequeer:

Christina Aguilera

Actual girlfriend react quote: “It makes me feel unhappy.”

(via bohemea)

March 12, 2012
afternoonsnoozebutton:

Stay classy, CNN

Yeah, uhhh… there’s so much wrong here. Not to mention this sort of fetishizing of Erin Burnett that I see going on. Yeah, she doesn’t look like someone’s been eating on her face for a while. But dude. She is like Mitt Romney with a vagina. Seriously.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Stay classy, CNN

Yeah, uhhh… there’s so much wrong here. Not to mention this sort of fetishizing of Erin Burnett that I see going on. Yeah, she doesn’t look like someone’s been eating on her face for a while. But dude. She is like Mitt Romney with a vagina. Seriously.

March 11, 2012
[facepalm]

I’m having trouble deciding if some Delta Chi asshole is sniggering somewhere, or if this followed a marketing brainstorm meeting with things like “that’s what she said” written on a whiteboard.

[facepalm]

I’m having trouble deciding if some Delta Chi asshole is sniggering somewhere, or if this followed a marketing brainstorm meeting with things like “that’s what she said” written on a whiteboard.

March 9, 2012
Are we in any doubt whatsoever that a hippie wrote this?

Are we in any doubt whatsoever that a hippie wrote this?

(via teencunt)

March 8, 2012
wkdurl:

meanwhile, in the mysterious margarine aisle

If I thought this were a snide thumb of the nose, and not just a poor crib, this might not be fucking stupid.

wkdurl:

meanwhile, in the mysterious margarine aisle

If I thought this were a snide thumb of the nose, and not just a poor crib, this might not be fucking stupid.

(via bidonica)

March 7, 2012
suicideblonde:

Chloe Moretz arriving at LAX, February 28th

I know what you’re thinking - I know this guy, this is going to be some kind of thing about this actress, about how he thinks she’s stupid or something. Well you’re wrong. And I got nothing against suicideblonde, either. We’re both Oregonians and we both love the shit out of Naomi Watts. She’s good people.
What’s fucking stupid about this is the headphones.
beats audio = Monster cable.
Monster cable = clever marketing to convince musicians they need to spend $60 on a 6-foot 1/4” unbalanced cable, which (materials and assembly-wise) is actually worth about $15.
Now all you math people might be able to apply the commutative property here, right?
beats audio = clever marketing to convince consumers that to have “real headphones” “like Dr. Dre would use”, they need to spend $150 on headphones that, materials and assembly-wise, are actually worth about $40.
Don’t be fooled.

suicideblonde:

Chloe Moretz arriving at LAX, February 28th

I know what you’re thinking - I know this guy, this is going to be some kind of thing about this actress, about how he thinks she’s stupid or something. Well you’re wrong. And I got nothing against suicideblonde, either. We’re both Oregonians and we both love the shit out of Naomi Watts. She’s good people.

What’s fucking stupid about this is the headphones.

beats audio = Monster cable.

Monster cable = clever marketing to convince musicians they need to spend $60 on a 6-foot 1/4” unbalanced cable, which (materials and assembly-wise) is actually worth about $15.

Now all you math people might be able to apply the commutative property here, right?

beats audio = clever marketing to convince consumers that to have “real headphones” “like Dr. Dre would use”, they need to spend $150 on headphones that, materials and assembly-wise, are actually worth about $40.

Don’t be fooled.

March 6, 2012
sisterwolf:

Ziad Ghanem SS/2012

Somebody is surrounded by sycophants. Hint: it ain’t me.

sisterwolf:

Ziad Ghanem SS/2012

Somebody is surrounded by sycophants. Hint: it ain’t me.

March 5, 2012

(Source: mocaemployee, via seanorr)

March 4, 2012
re: Andrew Breitbart

Who.

Fucking.

Cares.

Don’t give this guy the time of day. He was a stupid asshole. Move on.

March 3, 2012
People still haven’t fucking learned this

bidonica:

so one time out of 100 you actually like the music that some blog has put on autoplay

this still doesn’t make autoplay a good thing

This is what always happens:

1. click link to website

2. music starts autoplaying

3. close tab immediately, because fuck you

March 3, 2012
aninanimatefuckingobject:

Retail $500
500 dollars
and people will eat it up
Jesus fuck.

You said it. Jesus fuck, indeed.

aninanimatefuckingobject:

Retail $500

500 dollars

and people will eat it up

Jesus fuck.

You said it. Jesus fuck, indeed.

February 28, 2012
Remember that thing I said about aesthetically displeasing face mods back here?
Take everything I said there and multiply times a million. If you enjoy pain this much, you need help, man. Professional, mental help.

Remember that thing I said about aesthetically displeasing face mods back here?

Take everything I said there and multiply times a million. If you enjoy pain this much, you need help, man. Professional, mental help.

(Source: disturbingimages, via drencrome)